July212014

The hearse song

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out.
The ones that go in are lean and thin.
The ones that come out are fat and stout.
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out.
Your brains come tumbling down your snout.
Be merry, my friends, be merry.

2PM

I just made the worst joke ever.

My dog is very nervous around people so we can’t let my mother’s physical therapist into our house without taking him out through the back door first…So i grabbed a rope leash that I prefer to use, and then looked at my dog and told him “I’m going to give you a new leash on life.” and i just hear my mother laughing behind me; high on pain pills, just thinking that’s an awesome joke.

July192014
July182014
July162014

I’ve been stuck out at my house for over a week now. There is a point where even introverts need to socialize and i have passed that point.

July152014

So while whittling (yes i do that) i managed to cut open my pinky finger with a super fine knife and the weird thing was that i had stare at it and wonder “Is this going to bleed?, maybe not, that would be really awesome.” and then it started to bleed everywhere and i had to run inside and close it and cover it. needless to say on my back porch you can now see where i was contemplating if i was going to bleed or not.

1PM

thebowspring:

NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport.

Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.

They wll not stop until they wipe Palestine off the map. The ethic cleansing of Palestine continues. Israel is targeting babies, children, women and men - no one is excluded - while the world sits by and watches.

Not so much as a squeak from Obama. Or anyone. They only care about Israeli lives.

There is no lower than this.

(via ap-afrnas)

July132014
July82014

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find the rest here

3PM

dracmakens:

jeffsgoldenbloom:

okolnir:

hellyesimthatgirl:

pardonmewhileipanic:

dutchster:

hey

this is EXACTLY what having a cat is like

I snorted.

literally right fucking now

Accurate

omg it’s so true!

(via ap-afrnas)

hey cat 

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